Sorry, there is no video to see here. Let’s talk about hydroplaning monkeys instead.

Please choose from the following:

1. Hydroplaning monkeys are a menace that threatens the American way of life
2. I think they should be controlled a bit: I was pretty bummed out when one of them crashed into me and made me spill my coffee
3. I’m not crazy about hydroplaning monkeys, but as long as they stay away from me I don’t really care what they do
4. I like hydroplaning monkeys, I’m glad that they exist, and I enjoy their furry antics
5. I myself am a hydroplaning monkey that somehow learned to use a computer!
6. None of the above