Google Launches Google Psychic

MOUNTAIN VIEW CA.  In partnership with the Göttingen Neuroscience Institute, Google today announced the launch of its latest search enhancement, Google Psychic.  This bold new interface represents a revolutionary advance in human-computer interaction.

This major update to the Google search experience is launching simultaneously in 40 languages for the hundreds of millions of Google users worldwide.

“We listened to what our customers wanted.  Well, actually, we read their minds” said Pythia Delphi, Google’s Chief of Unusual Innovations.  “With Google Psychic, users will never need to use their fingers to type words into a search box again.” Using advanced brain wave mapping, relative positions of celestial bodies, psychokinesis, and presentiment analysis, Google Psychic achieves 99.6% accuracy in search query understanding (Safe Search is not available with Google Psychic).

Google Psychic can be activated by visiting www.google.com and focusing your thoughts as intensely as possible on the search box.  If your brain waves are powerful enough for the tool to function, Psychic will then present itself to you.